jokes

 81. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

82. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

83. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

84. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

85. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

86. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

87. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

88. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

89. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

90. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

91. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

92. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!

93. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!

94. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

95. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

96. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

97. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.

98. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.

99. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!

100. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

I hope these bring a smile to your face!